that second person’s username + pet name oh my god
John Freeman Kell and Corbin said “Zombie goasts leave this place” and the zombie goasts said “but this is our house” and Kell and Corbin felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so they blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.
Neopets I’m very disappointed in you
you just randomly decided to release a bunch of items revolving around frying things
and you didn’t even think
to wait a few days
and release them
on a Friday
seriously though all the mutant wearables we have are either gross tentacle things like that wig and the infamous tentacle staff, or badass-looking stuff like the spiked collar and the apron and cape
but I would love to see some kind of frilly, pink, humorously inappropriate mutant wearable
"pretty princess mutant gown" or something
I’m still waiting for a classy mutant tuxedo + monocle set.